Friday, April 26, 2013

Breaking News!!

This just in:

While shaving my legs today I noticed a growth on the back of my calf.  Full of surprise and bewilderment I cautiously examined it with my fingers.  Turns out that this strange growth is a newly formed muscle!  Wooooo!

Also, I've noticed that some of my t-shirts have been fitting looser around the arms and stomach area.

Lack of motivation aside, I'm feeling pretty good :)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming!


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