Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Change is good...yeah?

Class last night was good and productive.  I was finally able to make connections within my thesis that I knew were there but couldn't articulate. So guess what the family sub-culture in women's prison and women in prison porn have in common?  They're both manifestations of the domestication of women in a gendered society.  This makes me more excited than you know.  Plus, it gives my thesis more clout....I won't just be talking about the "prison vixen" or porn (though I wouldn't complain about that), my thesis will now contribute to the conversation as all good Grad students should.

Now if only I could get through all this research...

Monday, February 27, 2012

Dude looks like a lady

I've been failing on the whole dating thing since coming out.  I'm not exactly sure why, although I'm sure a big chunk of it is because I enjoy staying in watching Netflix or reading.  I did however set up an account over on OKCupid.  My most recent email to a connection consisted of telling her that she "looks like Matthew Gray Gubler and he is a beautiful man" ... facepalm.  And this is why I can't get dates with the ladies, because I compare them to men...

I need help.

Tell me he isn't a beautiful man...too bad he has a penis. :-/

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Victoria Vantoch

Uh yes...I want her.  I wonder if Misha would share?

I'm in love with a stripper

Well, not really but the title seemed appropriate considering I went to a strip club for my 36th birthday.  Are you ready for this?  The name of the club is Fuzzy Holes.....hahaha, yeah...I couldn't make that up if I tried.  Vic and I went there after my birthday dinner and it was, interesting.  It was the first time either of us had ever been to one.  Also, we went on a Sunday night so it was empty...for about 45 minutes which is good because in that 45 minutes I was able to get comfortable with the idea of being there enough to walk up to the stage and tip all the girls...while getting ground on  (yummy!).  Also, Vic bought me something called a "See-Saw".  So what they do is bring you up on stage and sit you in a chair, one girl climbs on your shoulders from the back and the other climbs on your shoulders from the front and then they make a see-sawing motion for about 2 minutes.  After that's done, they take turns giving you lap dances.  Can I just say, the vagina in my face smelled like mellon..... *Drool*.  I tried to find a photo online but Google failed me, I also didn't get any photos of the birthday adventure.  Perhaps next time?

Anywho, I should have stayed away from Supernatural just a little bit longer.  I got obsessed like I do with every show I like.  I'm not sure if it's a blessing or a curse that when I discovered it there had already been 7 seasons.  It's been a couple of weeks and I'm finally wrapping up season 6 (which is all Netflix has at the moment).  Thankfully I've had no papers due (except the one for tomorrow) and I've only gotten behind on my reading (which is actually worse than it sounds).

The boys of Supernatural have me questioning my sexuality.  Yes, yes I said that.  Oh I know I still get hot for boys now and again so that's no big deal but, and here's the odd thing, I've been having dreams about meeting them.  Oh don't be all smutty, the dreams don't go there...but I definitely feel like I need them in my life.  So, let's get all psychoanalytical on this.  It comes down to one fact, I just need to get laid.  Yeah, my vagina is a sad lonely place lately.  Hell I can't even masturbate properly any more because if I kick the dog out of my bed long enough for me to scream along to the Philharmonic CD, he shits on the hall carpet...sigh.

So I know that the boys are just actors playing a role and the characters that they play have qualities that I find attractive, but I really need to get some pussy soon I might have to join the Misha Collins Wives Club!!!  Although, if his wife is hot I might do that anyway ;)

PS: just found out I have a milk allergy.  Hello Vegan me...